Elon Musk I WAS familiar with your game

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

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This is a seminal moment in my understanding of Elon Musk

I understand the payout system now. I now know what I must do.

Mark Grayson is a DAWG

Only man I trust who plays video games is Winston “Hopeful Universalist” Smith, Tweet PhD

In Zelensky’s defense insulting the American people was the best way to receive the aid of our government until roughly January 20th, 2025

iOS 18 has rendered my phone unusable

I pulled over and was late to my 8:30 class because I watched it 3 times. How in the world did this franchise fall off so hard

We are gonna know who the next Pope is before Shedeur gets drafted

Quinn Ewers was a perfect 1.000 recruit, learned under Steve Sarkisian, and made 2 CFPs - still undrafted Will Howard is the reigning national champion who threw for 4,000 yd on 73% - still undrafted Kyle McCord led nation in passing 4,779 still undrafted Dillon Gabriel threw

being extra polite to ChatGPT feels like how I imagine Taylor Swift feels using her private jet

Im more concerned if a trucker knows who Emily Brontë is than I am if he doesn’t know which Brontë sister wrote Jane Eyre tbh

I have seen Revenge of the Sith dozens of times. I have never seen it in theaters. As far as I’m concerned I’ve only seen Revenge of the Sith once now

Pride month canceled for the reconquista it would seem

White people listening to Chains & Whips

hello eric zakariasson I think your service is absolutely incinerating tokens right now (I just hit nearly 4 million on one prompt)

This guy threatened to sue me for defamation for saying his shoes that were 3 months early were stolen