oh man, my two followers are gonna love this!

Jessica Tisch’s NYPD:

i actually don't think spongebob would fw my lack of work ethic

Brooklyn Jarvis Yard

Cant believe the department of homeland securitys twitter account is based in Jarvis Yards

I wouldn’t be a good NBA coach because every timeout I would just be like, “You guys have to win or I’m gonna blow my brains out.”

Brother said to me and my sister “i love you guys no matter what people say” ……..what are people saying??

Remember when the holocaust museum was forced to delete this?

Mom wants to do a secret santa with funny tshirts…..hope yall like charlie kirk edits🤞

There are no reports of any Arab being arrested. Sadly one undocumented Hispanic was. But centrist Democrats are now cheering ICE because, in their fantasy, it is their instrument of vengeance against those that rejected the candidate who went out of her way to alienate Dearborn

me if I was in that dance troupe

This is a scenario Abby Lee Miller was giving to her dancers

You guys think geese are sell outs? Wait til you see me sell out this cameron winter face value ticket to pay two months rent>>>>

Dwayne Reade

i’m so hungry i could eat a burger and some fries with a large drink probably

smoking that shit that made 1950s housewives put ham in jell-o

girl fuck you and that mid-century modern credenza

i love burgers thats my fuckin problem