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In movies, “don’t hang up” means “hang up before I get to the “up”

A VERY HUNGRY SHOW! 🍳🥓🍕🍟🍔🥞🧇🍆🌮 Brand new A Very Serious Show on ManyVids featuring Lawrence Corber #MichelleForrester Ben Cardilli lil stinky and the Picasserole himself Josh Elkin

Short URL’s are a lousy lay. They com too quick.

MAN UP, EAT BALD EAGLE!!! Ben Cardilli @manyvids

I like when there’s a stool on stage so the crowd knows I did a stand-up.

“Next episode in” yea let’s just make me feel like a sack of shit for 5 seconds.

Diet Coke. Shaken not stirred.

Whenever my dog hears thunder he goes full R Kelly.* *hides in the closet and pisses where he shouldn’t.

The MONTRÉAL Show 🫶 Bringing you directly into MTL's comedy scene, featuring the crème de la crème of the city's comedic talent 🍦 👑 Hosted by Pantelis with Ben Cardilli, Erich Preach, Harrison Weinreb, Marianne Mandrusiak, 🤠mike carrozza🤠 and Rachelle Elie! 🎫 montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/montr…

For the first time in my baby’s crying career he actually made the “Waaaa” sound and I just looked at him like “that’s kinda hack, don’t ya think?”

Bob Barker dies at 99. Left us just under the dollar.

Spite. Obey your worst.

Nike should get Matthew McConaughey as their spokesman and change their slogan to “Be a lot cooler if you did it”

Socks have a much higher divorce rate than shoes.

“How high up does it go?” - Journalist inquiring about systemic corruption OR parent inquiring about the crap going up their baby’s back that is somehow dangerously close to its neckline?

She’s going on hawk tour.

Just took an Uber to my place and imagined I was food.

For this one Easter, Jesus wasn’t crucified. He was stoned. #420

Maybe for Kanye the swastika is just the symbol for 69ing with your cousin.