“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

Me to everybody once I start getting a buzz:

When I say I gotta skedaddle

real

If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist

Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.

😓

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river

this that shit that turned donkey into a horse

rewatch all of them

bad weekend to be a hot dog

my birthstone is crunchwrap supreme

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time