Why is #Corrie so stilted and drab these days? Nothing ever feels believable either. None of the relationships, the storylines, the sets (this wedding fayre for example). It's a slog to get through an hour.

Where would this show be without Alan? Bloody love him. #interiordesignmasters

So the women have spent two days painting the shop beige and unnecessarily painting chrome rails black despite the fact that they'll scratch off within a week?! If they win this week, it'll be a scandal! 😂 #interiordesignmasters

You have to be kidding me #Newsnight Have you just given up on balance? You give Reform so much airtime for a party with 5 MPs. The BBC has lost any credibility at this stage.

#corrie Oh Joy. A whole episode centred around Kit.

#corrie This was such a weird shot. I thought Sarah was going to start doing sign language.

The Tory is having a nightmare 😂 but I kind of want Hashi on every week, just sitting at the side ready to correct the ill-informed audience members and panelists. #bbcqt

A really unbiased panel there! Dorries was a member of the mess of a gov we had for 14yrs. Also, a trip to the zoo isn't educational?!?!? What planet is she on? #ThisMorning

Craig's face helping John out with his design. #interiordesignmasters

John's going to win this isn't he. #interiordesignmasters

Let's be honest, nobody is rushing to John Lewis to buy placemats designed by John are they? #interiordesignmasters

#corrie Yeh coz that's how you'd return on your auntie's funeral. Who writes this nonsense?

Badenoch shaking here. Either very nervous, furious or both. Not a good look for opposition leader. #PMQs

Seeing little Joseph from Corrie cry #britishsoapawards

#corrie Stands to reason that Theo's daughter can't act either. Runs in the family. Perfect casting, in a weird way.

Rylan hosts a show where people date with their willies and fannies out and he seems confused that a show about someone living on a barge is an actual TV show?! The guy's a tit. #CELEBRITYGOGGLEBOX #gogglebox

Dear #corrie Please stop putting Kit in every other bloody scene! He's really not that interesting a character. Many thanks, Random person on twitter.