I'm a big fan of naming things stuff like "Scunch" or "Ageebadoh", but sometimes an intelligence switch in my brain will get flipped and all forms of Grungus sounds will be replaced solely by "eeby deeby" on repeat for an embarrassingly long time. Eebydeeby. Eebydeeby.

As of now, I have achieved a quarter century.

Never be a willing test subject for your vorny protean friends Or the vorny EVIL friend that wants to climb into your balls... gay regretful............................................................................. gift for Beef Fungus Geese

they silence me when I’m too strong

Many of my friends use Twitter only for hornyposting or meme-ing or shouting, which makes more sense than what I do. But I just, can't? Public image and all, even if mine is already hopeless. I need something Twitter-esc, only, for people who frequent Wikipedia or TVTropes.

Beef Fungus Geese and I made a Default Pose Geese plush!! :D

I've tried, but I think my least favorite games/genres are Pokemon and Monster Hunter games. Every time I revisit anything like them, I just get angry and bored. Even now, I'm not sure what the fun parts are supposed to be for either, they're both just so *slow.*

The only times I get Twitter notifications are when I've posted something super hilarious and awesome in the last week, something obnoxiously horny on my timeline from forever ago gets rediscovered, or JackSepticEye makes a 'help' post.

Y'all ever notice that a loud noise in a well-lit room is quieter than a quiet noise in a dark room? Is that an effect of sound pollution from fluorescent lights or is some kind of psychology thing messing with my perception?

Wait, what exactly happened to Twitter semi-recently that has everyone madly running away? I mean, I'm also moving to Bluesky I guess, double up my notifications until everyone is actually on the new website. Just curious why it's happened NOW, and not... Forever ago.

I want to completely divebomb Twitter in it's eleventh hour with just the most raucous, raunchy horny stuff I can find of my character, all at once, before complete radio silence.

Beef Fungus Geese Neuron activated

The wall grows

Can you believe it guys? Christmas. Just today. That's right. Christmas! Today. It's today guys. Merry Christmas.

Not my fault they have the perfect shape! C: #nsfw #vore #analvore

Beef Fungus Geese unveiled

Uuuuh, that's a big one!

Little weekend project of Beef Fungus Geese and I, Plush #2, irk our dapper mans! As always made possible by plushify.net :D

A snippet from a group Balatro drawover, featuring a bit of Beef Fungus Geese Dannie 🔞 Kink irk and 🌊Ａｔｒｏｐｈｅｎｅ🪐 on my to-do list. Excited to keep working on this. >:3