You should be grateful that I make a conscious decision not to be toxic. Coz that usually comes naturally.

I just wanna be rich enough to afford therapy and maybe a prescription for anxiety

I wish uni will have a Black Friday sale on tuition coz yoh😭

Bokke won the Rugby world cup ICJ ruled in favour of SA against Israel Bafana making it to the AFCON quarter finals What a time to be a South African! 🇿🇦

repeat after me: “I get everything I want. The entire universe finds joy in spoiling me.”

Anyways, back to using Twitter as my random thoughts diary

Why do other adults not consider me an adult coz I'm childless?

Where are we watching premier league that's not dstv? 😭 Please. I've moved out of my mothers house

Tell my boss to give us a raise instead of a box of smarties hai😭

I love how Lent and Ramadaan overlap this year. Blessings and love to everyone 🙏

How do I become a millionaire by yesterday, with a 9-5 that underpays and zero talents to capitalise on?

How long do I need to work at a company before I ask for a raise because what do you mean I'm headhunting suppliers in international regions on an entry level salary? 😭

One day I will just change my surname on my socials. That will be the announcement

I deeply relate to toddlers. You are crying because you need a snack and a nap and a hug? Fair. I get it.

Humans used to fight saber-tooth Tigers and now I'm here fighting corporate battles with a redbull as my weapon of choice

Last night he said "I can't wait to make you a housewife". I love a man who supports my dreams😍

Some places don't feel like flight-worthy destinations. Imagine someone asks where you're catching a flight to and your answer is Bloemfontein 😭

One time we were arguing and it was going nowhere, so we decided to write a diss track for each other😂

Can Cape Town Jazz festival and Redbull Symphonic swap cities plz coz what do you mean Kelvin Momo! 😭😭