That's another year wrapped up. Congratulations to Shakedown on their 4th Inferno title. PRO for taking the open division trophy. Ozone and Super S.L.O.T.H.S for taking spirit and Manvir for best fancy dress!... facebook.com/ultimate.infer…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

The main question is though, will I look as good as Jordan Brown on our big day?! #WALvENG 😂

DUMP IT DUMP IT

I don’t think it’s too much to ask for MORE THINGS WITH POCKETS.

When you get out of the car to stretch your legs but realise that the motorway services have been replaced with a big pile of leaves. x.com/Nartster/statu…

I love when Amazon.co.uk tracking says “handed to resident”, because it’s generally not true. I also love when they don’t empty the water out of the bin before dumping the parcel in there. Great work Amazon.co.uk , great work as always.

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* That should've been you. Me: Not now Dad. Dad: Not asking for an ultimate player to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now. Dad: Go and see if throwing a huck helps.

You think my name is Turk Turkleton??

I don't know who needs to hear this but no one has this range

Birmingham have the best accent in the UK. FACTS.

What an absolute joke of a company Hive are. You wait months for an appointment, book annual leave to get it installed, then they call you an hour after your slot starts to say they won’t fulfill it and don’t bother to rebook it. Plus you have to wait 48 hours for a call..

Thank you Beetlejuice on Broadway for spending 2,204 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5EJf9pR…

The tears are flowing here! The day has arrived! The announcement has been made. Every baby lost can now be formally recognised 😭♥️🙌🏻 Team@SG Maria Caulfield CBE UK Prime Minister

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

HEY, LONDON. IT’S SHOW TIME! 🪲 📍 Prince Edward Theatre 🗓️ From May 2026 ⏰ Limited haunting only Sign up now to possess a ticket. 🖤🤍 BeetlejuiceMusical.co.uk