go @realnorireed !!

anybody want a postcard from an undisclosed location?

my best friend can back dive.. do you know how rare that is these days ?

Imagine being so addicted to adderall you go to grad school

my best friend never s3xts me. like not even once…

[hosting an open mic voice] what if i had a little bit of fun on twitter? does that sound ok ? what do you think? would yall like that?

trains

getting back from the clerb 😚 watching xfiles

We’ll take a bottle of white for the table

ive looked at so many tattoos recently that now IG is just trying to get me to buy the tattoo gun

severe back spasms and headaches. my brain was being overrun by a primitive bacteria. my neocortex was horribly damaged. then, something remarkable happens. i start a business. the hustle never stops. even when I experience being lifted up out of space and time.

before my coma, i fully bought into the teachings that chamomile and cinnamon were spine-shilling flavors

it’s literally so scary to exist lol

is there anyway that I can get a LCSW + MFA ? does an interdisciplinary version of that exist?

this will only make me a better clown. aid me in becoming the man i need to be

me to the housing market: okayyy, you're being weird...

just told someone at work that i do clowning and they said “well, as long as youre happy and not hurting anybody..”

soup has me farting so bad i might have to miss clown class