Now that I’m a narp, I feel obligated to use all of these dumbbells and somehow not manage to put any of them back on the rack… #nuke

Should’ve picked High Point based off their white cheerleaders alone… smh

he is coming for you Purdue Men's Basketball

Benjamin “Blumpin in the Sheets” Blumpkin Millsaps Baseball Ryan VanBeber wtf are you doing?

Any thoughts on the Master’s this weekend fellas? Does the #MagaCock come out today and absolutely shove it or what? Hope y’all have already started drinkin… Jasper Hawthorne Thad “The Patriot” Smith Dale Irving Trent Skivington Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA Carl Loggerfield Chuck “Mother Chucker” Daniels

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎 You asked, we listened. Busch Light Apple is officially back and available nationwide!

6’2” 14 year old throwing 86 while I could only muster a singular 84 today… #Faded

Imagine if the Eagles picked up like 75% of their first downs with tush pushes and they gave Jalen Hurts the MVP for it. That’s SGA.

I’d rather listen to two dikes bragging about their new Subaru Outback than watch the NBA Playoffs.

what the fuck did i just read

Happy #tbt to all of those who celebrate. However, there is only one correct answer and that is none other than THE Jacob Colby. Argue with a wall… #Lore

I HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME OMFG JERRRRRRRUHHHHHHHH

Jerry Jones finally realizing he doesn’t have to be retarded

Diego Pavia waiting for the 8th round to start

HE DOESN’T HAVE NEXT, HE HAS NOW 😤 COOPER FLAGG IS YOUR 2025-26 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR 🔥

These mfs have no feel when it comes to presentations. Rule of thumb; When the professor asks “any questions?” That means DONT ASK QUESTIONS! I made a notecard the night before this bullshit and looked at it the whole time. Stop asking 20 questions. #NoFeelNarps