selling 1x ticket for The Dare in Manchester 10/03/2025, £25

Film companies are more assed about clout these days than casting the right people. It’s as if we don’t have a whole drama school in Liverpool started by Paul McCartney himself where they could’ve found home grown talent. Lashing a wig on Jodie comer would’ve been better.

MOM: your father and i are splitting up. he's been cheating on me. he's going to move into the world's saddest apartment and i'm about to enter an abusive relationship for the next five years that will harm both myself and you ME, AGE 13: i'm a feminine eminem! a slim shady lady

Keir Starmer (working his way backwards through Stephen Graham's filmography): I must try to appear concerned about the mental health of our nation's chefs

Kneecap getting the Coachella crowd to sing Maggie’s in a box 😂

selling 2x heaton park catfish and the bottlemen tickets for tonight if anyone needs x

selling 1x fontaines dc at finsbury park ticket

Boozers should put Glastonbury on like they do the football

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before

selling 2x kendrick lamar and sza tickets for tottenham hotspurs stadium 22/07 if anyone wants pls x

My favourite Oasis song is ‘I Hope, I Think, I Know’ 🥂

barack o'starmer: uhh let me be keir

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

Grown adult monkeys bullying punch bitch you’re 40