Walk a mile in my crocs motherfucker

“You got hoes” bro I barely got friends what do you mean

this is 100% the cooks i used to work with at BWW

praying for your friends and family is important because sometimes they fight battles they’ll never speak to you about. make sure they’re constantly covered.

"i heard you don't like so & so and they don't like you" me - i literally have no idea who that is

Me all weekend

What are your Fourth of July plans? Merica. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Call me Timmy Turner cause it’s fairly odd how I get fuckin treated around here

i've had three different random men give me genuine compliments today. i think i should buy a lotto ticket

i need it

I NEED this

Their whole damn lives were ahead of them. RIP and Godspeed. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

mcdonald's not being open 24/7 anymore is really starting to piss me off

blessed to be such a threat that people make up the craziest things about me 🥰🥰

December 1st:

perspective 🤞🏽

🤠 Slide & Ride Rodeo 🤠 Opening Weekend Starts Tomorrow!!! -live music 🎸 -comedy show🤣 -live bull riding 🐂 Slinging snot and shots all night long 🍻🥃🍻🥃🍻🥃🍻