Getting the last seat on a packed train that nobody else has spotted - people are SEETHING at my amazing eyesight #winning #carrots

@carldunnett Random We can see why Weems is so obsessed...

Day off spent in A+E, what a treat!

KebabLAD via LADbible theladbible.com/albums/afterno…

Amazing day with the Hublot team, with help from Falcao and Jose!

I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting. David Drake Sophie Hooper @marksilv1

Woke up singing "God Gave Rock and Roll to You" from Bill and Ted this morning. No, I have no idea why.

4 coaches instead of 8 again abcd1234 abcd1234, great work!

Neither I, nor any bull want you to fight it for entertainment. But if you insist, I hope it wins. #BanBullfighting

#ssnhqchelsea

Watched Martin Keown on MOTD last night, it's OK to smile you utter cockwomble. Stop taking yourself so seriously!

#SSNHQHolmes

Alfie Allen winning the Masters, don't know when he found the time to practice but fair play 👏🏻

Glad I pay £5k a year for this "service". Been sat here for half an hour while trains on the next line continue on x.com/sw_trains/stat…

#chilledcoffee

Stay classy, The Sun, you absolute rag

Someone PLEASE tell me what the song in the background is! Driving me crazy 😳

#GoalsRecreated Bergkamp's goal for Arsenal vs Newcastle, where he destroyed Dabizas with a spin before slotting into the corner..

90 mins before my flight and nobody at the Aer Lingus desk to take my bag.. Not an awesome start to my day! Sort it out eh?