The chinese can do this because they have ostensibly infinite expendable people at their disposal. If 1,000,000 chinese people tried something like this and became permanently retarded, I'm not sure anyone would notice.

I Dine in, now now take-out, forks up, now forks down! Buffet, buffet, think I'll have dessert now! Keep eatin', eatin', eatin', eatin' (Yum!) Keep eatin', eatin', eatin', eatin' (Waiter?)

Bad Apple!! — Alstroemeria Records (2008)

You know, after growing up watching cartoons I thought these would be a much bigger part of adult life. To be frank, I'm a little disappointed.

Some of y'all following me are glowing brighter than the sun, are they really onto me already?

Fat nu metal is spreading

"Hello this is microsoft sapport, your computer has virus"

Geez you could just say "guy"...

Foids

Chuds

"It's too late! I have already depicted myself as the unruffled blue jay, and you as the impassioned cardinal!"

Do any of my boomfs (bass oomfs) play fretless?

My ADHD brain is NOT built to handle hit tweets, I can't clear all the notis

Ok genshin oomfs here's a clip from like... 3 years ago at least that I had no place to share until now... did any of y'all ever get this glitch????

Bro stimming feels sooooo goood y'all non retards will never get it

They found audio of joe biden boarding air force one

I would do fat duran duran, but they already made "hungry like the wolf" so

You're gay