The irony of being on a speed awareness course on Zoom is not lost on me

WHAT IS HAPPENING @nufc

‘Newcastle are top four because of Saudi money’ Well played Schar, Longstaff, Murphy, Joelinton, Wilson, Willock, Almiron, Lascelles & Manquillo who Mike Ashley bought and all played today. 👏👏👏 #nufc

Another great song added to the playlist. Twig and Turf by Barney Kenny sitting nicely between Kris Drever and Levellers open.spotify.com/playlist/10jIe…

Anyone checking the back of Undav’s head

Ramsdale n pope on the field noones getting owt done today

Enjoying this game but the fans are very reminiscent of American soccer fans #fightandwin

Everton are just not very good

The Olive Tree Stage! Our one outdoor stage, is set in a beautiful courtyard full of olive trees reserved for a slew of epic #acoustic #songwriters! Check ‘em all out & get down early! Paper Fishes Barney Kenny Charlie Dempsey Bath Indie Chat @americanaUK Loves Cafe

Shirt pull and a little push in the box…no foul for both. Can’t wait to concede a soft penalty soon #Newcastle

Love this. Anyone else think a black n white Star Wars could be absolutely class?

POV you’re a team in the EFL League 2 every week

manifesting lesley manville winning everything for her performance as princess margaret in the crown final season next awards season 🕯🕯

Any other player from a top 6-8 club scores that Danilo goal and it’s getting worshipped all week

RIP 😢 kiss from a rose on repeat all day 🌹

If Jesus scores today then I don’t think I’m ready for the commentary box #ArsenalCity 🐣

Good from ESPN

Austria - *miss chance* Commentary - they can’t be missing from there. Have to take 100% of these chances. Appalling football Mbappe - *misses an easier chance* Commentary - so sad such genius he didn’t deserve this.

America whenever a woman runs for office