(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

Got altitude sickness from ascending an escalator

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Gravel for dinner again

me when

My exterminator has a personal vendetta against all bugs and wears a necklace made of termite skulls

Escape from New York bf Escape from LA gf is this anything. Will you fave this, retweet this, etc

Evil Angels

5-6 beers got me feeling like the white Carol Sturka

I am one interesting chica

(to the tune of Our House) Our mouse, eating little bits of cheese

I need to grapple with it all #NeedToGrappleWithItAllNovember

Sunday night posting. Why not. What could be the harm. [I die immediately] O! I am felled

Why are you still on Twitter?

Q: Can haters of fun infiltrate my Funscape? A: No. Haters of fun will be asked to leave the Funscape

That poop you just took was plopslop bro. It was wipebait

So are they gonna fix this whole chat situation or uh. Or is this it

at thanksgiving forcing yourself thru some brittle comment about Roth IRAs you cant remember how you even started and your nephew runs up with his 11th generation iPad to show you an ai video he generated of you being pushed through a cheese grater