Masturbating is the only thing I’ve ever mastered…

Is there a word for the feeling of being absolutely blown away by something newly learned?

If she hadn’t made it would she be Kim Doordashian..?

Have you ever been fukd up @ the club w the homies and when it was time to leave thought…”maybe it’d b safer if we did the watermelon crawl..?”

I’m coining the word ‘onconscious’ to represent the collective conscious material humanity has dumped online from which the upcoming AI’s will pull from to interact with us. You heard it here folks.

With friends named Frank why don’t we ever nickname them ‘hotdog’?

#RollTired

Do you remember when you first laymanbated..?

Today's (bonus) #TED: A new look at David Foster Wallace's legendary commencement speech, with fishy animation on.ted.com/ThisIsWater

Having your dream job is AMAZING!!!! But waking up from that dream & going to work sux

Risk is them destroying your reputation... “Ferrandino & Son: security of a natl partner is ins umb indemnifying the services you’re buying"