The teal is and always has been the best look.

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It's the weekend, baby

Time to dive into the PGA season. I love that golf weekends are back.

Bleauxss thier heauxrts.

#StarTrek #ValentinesDay Bloodwine is red, Andorians are blue

I wore a vest today because 35 was "too warm for sleeves."

This Karen just gasped "NO THANK YOU!" super loud and clutched her chest when seeing my dog. I know he is big, but he is quietly walking on the other side of me from you and your tiny affront to God pug that's barking, lunging, and acting like the mistake that he is. Chill.

RIP Choo choos.

Worf's new house. He has overhead lighting and a speaker for his lofi jams.

#MLBOpeningDay

#HeIsRisen

My grandad got a new puppy and y'all I haven't seen him this happy in years.

If you wanted to find me on a similar app but with a string name, it would be under teal_house_art.