BREAKING NEWS 🚨: It’s my birthday now :D

BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Carol Holiday, despite what her daughter Noelle has stated, still has an account on this platform. How will she react…?

My superpower is dancing 🕺

Who is this clown and can I get him onto the show?

Omg… almost 50 people like me :D

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Sans, the local convenience store janitor has been arrested for burning down his own home. Wait- After further investigation, the evidence was planted by a mysterious yellow figure. Sans states he wants to stay there because he doesn’t have to do anything.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 The roaring knight has a cute cat. Dawwwww look at them 🥹

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Hit artist “Silk” has come out with a new album, leaving fans to be so excited that they are crashing the StayPlation, Tenindo, AND Teams servers. Don’t know what a song has to do with video game platforms, but ok.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 ITS PIZZA NIGHT!!!!!!! i wish i could have pizza :( but im a robot

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Mr. Ant Tenna has dementia. No wonder… Kris kept playing high end computer games on him until Toriel was tired of the TV not working, so she got Kris and Asriel a computer. Now Tenna remembers nothing. How do I know this? Asgore.

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The monsters slain by the villains Link and Frisk are finally being revived tonight! Finally, Alphys can rebuild my body.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 It is internet celebrity JShlatt’s birthday! I watched it off this platform Frisk showed me called “YouTube” and he is quite amusing! But I see he has committed many crimes… Great!!! We have something in common.

//I started playing the first hollow knight, and just started to get into the fandom like a few weeks ago and my Halloween costume is now the Knight.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Vote for me and you all get chocolate chip cookies (allergies will be taken into consideration.)

The votes are narrow, so are my arms, vote for me and you get sweet delicious charms (cookie)

News I… am losing. That’s, honestly fine though… who cares about some little old robot made by a nerd in her basement. It’s. Fine. I’ll just put the cookies back in my pantry. To eat. By myself. I can’t even eat them. I don’t have a mouth.

In my personal opinion, I can’t wait to play MarioKart 11 UltraDeluxe Super Mario Gold Coin 57th and a half anniversary Edition on the Nintendo Switch 13 for the low price of $2015

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 WE WON TOGORE’S NAME WON YESS

WHO IS THIS

That’s one large fry