The best birth control: listening to three of your pregnant co-workers talk about the horrors — I mean, wonders — of pregnancy and children.

Wait, this isn’t normal? Is it time to reevaluate my life?

This morning my boyfriend and I were discussing if we died how we’d like to be buried with our favorite things (yes, we know we’re weird). He suggested I would like to be buried with a Wendy’s 4 for $4. He’s absolutely correct.

Saw a suspicious charge on my account for $200 worth of Abercrombie & Fitch stuff (yes, I disputed and froze my card already). Upon further investigation, I discovered this is the order. Did I just get hacked by a frat boy?

Anyone looking for a communications master, look no further! Allie is such a talented, intelligent individual!

Very inspirational. Can you imagine how proud their parents are?

I sent my almost 80-year-old grandma the photo of the 66-year-old woman holding the sign that says, “I can’t believe I’m 66 and still protesting this shit.” This was her response, which started a lengthy discussion in our fam group chat. I want to be like her when I grow up.

Love u, BL✊🏿✊🏿MINGTON

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When you set your OOO and it says your last one was from January. And even then it was for a work conference, for which you worked well over 8 hours a day.

In the fam group chat, I asked if this is what it feels like to be a sports fan. My grandma’s response:

It’s a perfect windows open kinda day in November (which never happens in Indiana). It was going great - peaceful and lovely - until the construction crews came in to demolish the house next to my apartment complex. 🙄🙄

How do I apply to become a Sagittarius??

You know the world is sad when Grey's Anatomy doesn’t have to make up catastrophic, unrealistic plot points (plane crashes, hospital bombings, etc). They’re just using a real-world scenario this season and it’s drama enough.

Lincoln had his first vet visit today, and she called me to say he was very well behaved, a sweetheart and laid back. Is this how parents feel when their kids bring home a good report card? 😂

Ew, 2020.

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I’m pretty sure I’m going to be 80 years old and still know every. single. word. to Waka Flocka’s No Hands.