And here we go.... 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

This Google commercial has me verklempt 😭😭 like, do commercials make anyone else weep??

Is anyone else finding Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ just absolutely delightful? Aside from a plot about murder, love the storytelling and characters 🥸☠️

*ahem* i present to you: ~twelve days of kwikmas~ 12 drivers driving 11 people pumping 10 Leinie’s lagers 9 ladies sampling 8 bags o’ milk(ing) 7 cards a-swiping 6 cheesy breadsticks 5 limit butter 4 college kids 3 farmers 2 chicken sammies You’re a Grinch if you choose BP

Take a drink anytime Troy Aikman says “job” 🥃 #packers #packersvs49ers

How Troy Aikman commentates: 1 - tell irrelevant story about himself as QB or 2- say “he did/did not do his job” or “he did a good/great job.”

This was the cutest little Sunday nite movie 🍿 #TheValetHulu

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

On Memorial Day, we honor the memory of those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country, and pray for their families—who still love and grieve for them. May God bless our fallen heroes and all who serve.

Called this Adam O'Leske

me trying to decide the people who are dying during next week’s finale when i have no idea whatsoever and the only thing i know for sure is that daphne was alive in the water the first episode #WhiteLotus

We cannot become numb to these senseless acts of gun violence. We as a nation need to take action and ban assault weapons. Now. How many more people have to die? pbs.org/newshour/natio…

About a year ago, we went to Mexico for my wife’s 33rd birthday. We argued most of the day about stupid shit. 12 years of marriage stuff. 3 kids and 2 busy careers stuff. It all changed 2 weeks later. She was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer. Life turned upside down.

"First question, are these really the only two options we have?" . . . #debates2024 #debatenight

Ummm… these cannot possibly be our only options… #Debates2024

This is the worst SNL cold open ever #Debates2024

Me looking at my only two options for president #Debates2024