In 1969, a small music management company in Bay City, Michigan hired four young, hotshot musicians from Texas to impersonate the British psychedelic rock band, The Zombies. 55 years later, we bring you THE TRUE STORY OF THE FAKE ZOMBIES. Listen now! open.spotify.com/show/5a8DgRlUY…

Question for those who've seen ↃL⊥\\Ↄ—\\ᘰ... did you find like 90% of the dialogue impossible to understand? I don't know if it was the auditorium I was in, but the dialogue sounded like it was coming from a drive-thru speaker with a pillow over it. Oh well. Film looked cool.

Longlegs

Sorry MAGA, you can't arrest Biden. He has presidential immunity. Isn't that what you dumbfucks wanted?

Welcome to Texas

Laura Loomer is the new Ann Coulter. She's even trying to make her head more horse-like. She's failing, but trying. If failing were a mutant power, Laura would be queen of the X-Men.

Just saw 'Twisters.' My favorite part was when everyone had to put their left foot on a green dot.

Hey look... it's Flagfucker and Couchfucker!

What's the difference between J.D. Vance and a couch? A couch won't stay up all night to have bedroom fun with J.D. Vance.

What's up with dudes in Ohio sticking their dicks in places dicks don't belong? J.D. Vance sticks his dick in couches. GOP members of the Ohio Supreme Court stick their dicks in boneless wings. I mean, that's the only way I can think that a boneless wing would have a bone in it.

I'm at a screening of CLAPTRAP at a Cinemark Theatres. Maybe this movie is flopping because they're leaving the house lights on full during the movie.

Abortion after birth is called a school shooting.

.McDonald's Placed an order through the app. Arrived at restaurant to pick up my order. Was told the system is down. They can't access my order and that there's no refunds. Quite a scam you've got going there.

This is horrific. 5 people have been charged in the torture and the murder of a transgender man. Sam Nordquist, 24, was reported missing in February, and subjected to repeated acts of violence and torture, leading to his death.

I truly, truly hope that Mango Mussolini gets the full Mussolini treatment when he dies. history.com/news/mussolini…

"Jimmy's pushing up daisies." RIP Jommy

Someone's dreaming about having bedroom fun with Ivanka.

"It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it." - Maurice Switzer [1906] Bless her heart.

Thank you President Donald J. Trump for creating another opportunity for the members of the Trump family to not serve in the US military.