Amazon about to test the NFL’s return policy

Really excited to be a speaker with my friend wayne chang at #Money2020USA on October 23-26! We’ll be talking about building delightful experiences. Join me in Las Vegas & save $250 on your pass with code URWELCOME. #money2020 bit.ly/3z0ejez

good morning #Money2020! ☀️ today at 10:35am on the main stage - come hear me, wayne chang, and Jonathan Badeen talk about building *delightful* product, particularly for the CFO stack!

My heart rate got up to 163 watching the last 2 minutes of that Kansas City Chiefs game. Having a wonderful night with a win and a Bob swap at Disney. #ChiefsKingdom

If Apple buys Disney he will become iGer.

I may or may not be notable.

Christmas just hits different in Kansas City…

The 80s are strong with this one

Oh happy day! My local Starbucks got credit card based tipping. I can stop feeling like an asshole… well at least about not regularly tipping for coffee.

Do TVs have motion smoothing off by default these days or have I just grown accustomed to it? Seems impossible that I wouldn’t notice it anymore.

So they made Teen Wolf: The Movie. They do realize that was already a movie, right?

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Recently I installed smart locks and they’ve really made me feel dumb based on how much they lock the door after I’ve forgotten to.

Didn’t we fight a revolutionary war so we wouldn’t have to hear about British royalty all the time? We already have pointlessly famous people called the Kardashians that I have to endure hearing about. None of this is news.

Can someone please build a business for setting up smart homes that use consumer tech (HomeKit, Matter, etc…) instead of Control4, Creston and all that crap… and it is crap by comparison.

This is my last tweet until I can use Tweetbot by Tapbots again. If that doesn’t happen then I’ll be using Tapbots Ivory for Mastadon instead. Your move, @Twitter. tapbots.com/ivory/

It’s been a few weeks since I shared our partnership with Tint, and things are off to a great start. I have some other "Key" Standard Fleet updates to share. But first, here's a picture of me in a frunk. /1