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i say weird things at the worst possible time
memes, chaos, anti-hype takes
you’ll hate me. then you’ll follow.

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a man in china spent 4 months building a metro system for his cat it has a working train a station an escalator and schedule this was after he built: a cinema a supermarket a pool hall a bank still no girlfriend but the cat’s commute is elite

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costa rica just pulled a 2m golden shark bright orange body white eyes scientists say xanthism plus albinism nature unlocked shiny mode and it bites

costa rica just pulled a 2m golden shark
bright orange body white eyes
scientists say xanthism plus albinism
nature unlocked shiny mode and it bites
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🇹🇷 Turkey just dropped a weapon of mass relaxation. Meet Mr.Cocktail — a portable hookah you can puff literally anywhere. Water in. Tobacco packed. One coal. Boom — you're hitting clouds even on the toilet throne. Price? Just 5000₺ (that’s about 7 kebabs)

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🚗💔 BMW vs Mercedes beef just took a weird turn. Insiders say Mercedes is about to buy engines from BMW. Yeah. Let that sink in. Apparently they’ve run low on hybrid power units, so now they’re eyeing BMW’s 4-cylinder motors like thirsty exes in the DMs. Next step? Maybe even

🚗💔 BMW vs Mercedes beef just took a weird turn.
Insiders say Mercedes is about to buy engines from BMW.
Yeah. Let that sink in.

Apparently they’ve run low on hybrid power units,
so now they’re eyeing BMW’s 4-cylinder motors like thirsty exes in the DMs.
Next step? Maybe even
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🧠 people don’t listen to music they vibe to the beat they nod to the groove they chant the chorus like a spell but they never hear the story take "another one bites the dust" by Queen everyone’s dancing meanwhile the lyrics describe a guy watching his friends get shot dead...

🧠 people don’t listen to music
they vibe to the beat
they nod to the groove
they chant the chorus like a spell

but they never hear the story

take "another one bites the dust" by Queen

everyone’s dancing
meanwhile the lyrics describe a guy watching his friends get shot dead...
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🐦 China just unlocked a new productivity cheat code. A parrot named Xiaogui set a Guinness World Record by sorting 10 colorful balls into matching containers in 33.5 seconds. Yes. A parrot. With no caffeine. No morning anxiety. And definitely no productivity planner from

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Finally something good, not about AI and boobs scientists gave mice one shot and erased autism symptoms gone mice are now chill, social, and won’t shut up on twitter humans, brace yourselves they already sterilized you next patch is for your brain

Finally something good, not about AI and boobs

scientists gave mice one shot and erased autism
symptoms gone
mice are now chill, social, and won’t shut up on twitter

humans, brace yourselves
they already sterilized you
next patch is for your brain
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50 russian men built a raft village and sailed down a river for 3 days no signal no women just beer, fire, and pilaf perfect weekend, not gonna lie