Nah, cause I would’ve gotten the ick after seeing how he acted and immediately dumped his ass #BachelorInParadise

Bailey, we watched the same season right??? #BachelorInParadise

Sean after Bachelor Producers told him he gets to go back to Paradise to decide who wins: #BachelorInParadise

Gonna need a statement from the secret boyfriend ASAP… #BachelorInParadise

Sandra showing up and having a twin sister named Andra is not the plot twist I expected, but it’s SOOOO GOOD #GoldenBachelor

All the other women: *writes a thought-out funny, witty, comedic set list* Amy: #GoldenBachelor

I can’t explain it, but this is the vibe I get from Amy: #GoldenBachelor

No one has ever milked their 15 min in the Bachelor franchise harder than Kathy #GoldenBachelor

Ok, I love Debbie #GoldenBachelor

Bachelor Producers: “Hey Kathy, do you want to make an appear——“ Kathy: #GoldenBachelor

Obsessed with the fact that Gerri reads her Bible every day, and was the only woman in the Mile High Club #GoldenBachelor

All of the women trying to kiss Mel at the cocktail party because Susan told them to #GoldenBachelor

I feel horrible, but I literally can’t unsee this #GoldenBachelor

Mel: “So where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Nicolle: #goldenbachelor

Nicolle isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she’s just on the show to build a brand lol #goldenbachelor

Idt anyone in Bachelor history has ever made it so blatantly apparent that they don’t give af about finding love and are just there to build their brand #goldenbachelor

Mel: “I don’t want an old woman cause I want someone who is spry and active” Meanwhile, Mel: #goldenbachelor

Mel really went on a podcast saying he didn’t want to date anyone over 60 cause he wants someone who is active and in good shape, meanwhile, he’s out here hobbling around all of them while the women are literally riding UNICYCLES, bsffr #goldenbachelor

Literally could not have picked a better Top 3!!! #goldenbachelor

Nicolle still scheming on how to become famous even after she was eliminated #goldenbachelor