I want metal detector

I want everyone that’s ever had a crush on me to get in a big room and fight to the death

That feeling when you get called madame….. what am I 60 years old

There’s just something about a beautiful girl with hairy armpits

Save me soft pretzel

you ever think about how fish are kinda nonbinary with it

Today is the first day of my life

I genuinely think I’d be hotter with a tooth gap or missing tooth I love it so bad

having a gender affirming beer

When Im on my death bed one of my only requests will be a compilation of rupaul laughing hysterically

I want fucking wing stop

I had a dream pinkpantheress came to my work and ordered 50 pizzas and was a huge bitch to me

Yearning isn't for me I almost killed myself

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something