first argument “you fucking fat bitch”

These new yutes wouldn’t know 🕊️🕊️

I thought this was LL Cool J and Ice Spice

Lmao imagine my partner opening their mouth to tell me I can’t go somewhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Social media and reality tv shows have fried you lots brains man I’ll be real you lot are too far gone there’s no saving y’all

Women really just be walking around deficient in iron, folate and vitamin D. Ask them if they’ve had food, and it was toast 24hrs ago 😭

ITV2 be like:

This seasons going to be one to remember … I’m PRAYING ON IT 🙏🏿🙏🏿

So the wife asked me for a race bare in mind Iv had 3 ACL reconstructions and Iv got nothing left in my hamstrings I could literally feel my hammy on its last chord 🤣🤣

See these pricks if you catch them somehow you actually have to give them a serious beating una lool

There’s just no way you like football this much man

beat it by michael jackson.

Signed players : 1 Sold players : 0 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The 🐐 of sneak dissing 💯

second half of the year, Lord, a remontada pls.

♟️✨ Eberechi Eze playing chess with Richard Branson (who has a net worth of $2.8billion according to Forbes). 🧠

2005.

Mais Messi c’est quoi cette passe encore ??? ça y est bonne nuit 😭

Only missing is Randy Orton theme song