BREAKING: Pro $XRP attorney John Deaton launches petition to investigate SEC Chair Gary Gensler’s connections with Sam Bankman-Fried

Bad news sir. We had surprisingly few takers on our offer to work twice as hard for the same pay on a site that caters exclusively to neo-Nazis

If this is the end at least Elon taught the world an important lesson: billionaires are trash and not to be trusted

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

It's time for a thread on why Twitter hasn't gone down yet 🧵

there are reports that twitter has been spending user shitposts and is severely undercollateralized. i suggest moving all of your shitposts off the platform asap

Heloooooo 🔱Occult Hours🔱 twitter is legit about to not exist probably in 48 hours. Everyone is going here joinmastodon.org @[email protected] 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

The departures include many engineers responsible for fixing bugs and preventing service outages, per Reuters.

Cool cool, the federation picked me up. You can now find me by just searching for bishop from a Mastodon server. I'm out ✌️

The ancient library of Tibet. Only 5% has been translated. x.com/ronin19217435/…

GG confirmed Twitter won't last a week

A harassment text just now from one of the criminals stalking and SWATTing my family. I am not on Mastodon. Anyone claiming to be Patrick Tomlinson or "stealthygeek" is a member of a cyberstalking community under law enforcement investigation for multiple felonies.

Power move

Elon runs a Twitter poll stuffed by millions of bots as justification to bring Trump back onto one of the loudest megaphones in politics a day after a Special Counsel was appointed to investigate him for trying to overthrow democracy. Tesla owners, this is your brand now.

Man Musk has one thing right. Now that he's fired everyone that isn't a white middle aged male he's going to save a fortune on the lunches there. Nothing in the office fridge but 10,000 gallons of mayonnaise 😌

Fascists win twitter. I'm out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hope it was worth it Musk

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022