Please ignore all twitter posts dated prior to this one. My new life starts…now.

Whuddup?

I’m caught between… Deleting and blocking all my old high school contacts (and maybe some family members) because yes, I’ve been on this account since 2009 AND posting adult themed content of myself This is life. …or I can just make a whole new profile.

Fuck fuck fuck. I'm late

On break for class and just realized I forgot my wallet at home. 😖😖 I want chips!!!

Overheard this conversation "hey your boyfriend looks like Bruno Mars!" 😁😁😂😂😭😂 she just called your boyfriend busted!!!

Screw you CA gas prices!😡😡

now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream I'm living in.

Dear English Comp class, Your essays are not appreciated. Fuck you. Bye.

Procrastination/writers block. Must stay awake. Inspire me. Hmu!

Oh me so ______!

Dear God,

I like yeast in my bagel, not muffin.

Holy shit

twatter

Why is there nothing but porn on my fucking newsfeed?

Dip I dip you dip, dip you dip I dip you dip.