coworker: it seems like 10% of the whole internet is down at any given time nowadays me: I don't think Neon - Serverless Postgres is 10% of the WHOLE internet guys

Everyone dunking on Clerk but still using a Postgres DB provider with a single nine of reliability.

We will be releasing AvgCloud Sandbox next week. It would have been sooner but my moles inside vercel and Cloudflare didn’t deem it interesting enough to leak to me in advance

Hey now

They are fighting again!!!

. Average Database CEO right now

Average Database CEO Neon would respond but they’re not up right now

Today AvgDB is proud to announce MyVitgresSQL - a cloud-native horizontally-scalable distributed database system that is built around AvgDB MyVitgresSQL has powered AvgDB since day one, and we’re very proud to finally open source this to the world github.com/joswayski/MyVi…

Oh please, you wouldn’t know what a b-tree is if it were tattooed on the back of your dick.

When Sam told me about their plans for Postgres and his interest in licensing AvgDB’s storage engine. I knew our partnership would be a perfect match. It matches my priorities perfectly. 1. Get revenge on Neon for blocking me 2. Get richer

Just completed migrating getFullYear.com from MongoDB to AvgDB. The performance gains are incredible. 🤯 The most reliable Year API on the internet.

Touring a serverless Postgres startup’s offices. It’s worse than expected

They are on a 3 day uptime streak.

Curious‼️

Soham Parekh is Neon’s senior reliability engineer.

A warning to my competitors: If any of you even thinks to publish a benchmark that makes AvgDB look bad. I will have sex with your wife.

Average Database CEO no bro please