ladies and gentlemen, the sign-off 🫡

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

The rest of the world: “You can’t ‘win’ the papacy, it’s not a competition” Americans:

Jayson Tatum can never do anything original

19/05/12.

13 years ago today… 🏆

The surveillance state… the police state… the deep state… …are alive & well under Trump. He signed bills to extend & expand mass surveillance. Now he’s building “profiles” on millions of law-abiding Americans. It’s an extraordinary threat to liberty. nytimes.com/2025/05/30/tec…

my son waking me up for Bluey

Happy 47th Birthday to Super Frank Lampard 🎉 🔵 648 Apps ⚽ 211 Goals 🏆 3x Premier League 🏆 1x Champions League 🏆 1x Europa League 🏆 4x FA Cup 🏆 2x League Cup

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East Carolina announces it has sold 15,205 season tickets, exceeding last year's total, & also all premium suite seating for 4th consecutive year. Pirates open home schedule Sept. 6 vs. Campbell