Have a bad habit of singing this single phrase “Two dudes in a truck” everytime I see, well, two dudes in a truck.

This is Charlie, and he likes to sleep like a human with his head on the pillow.

Stone Cold and Baker Mayfield are a match made in heaven

When mom says “who is going to help me with all these dishes?”

Don’t you dare try to tell me how to YEE my HAW

I feel like after 9 or 10 of these “social experiments” you gotta start assuming that this guy just really wants to fucking kidnap a child

"I just don’t like the idea of my franchise quarterback spending time at a baseball game. I mean, what are you doing, Baker Mayfield? You don’t see guys like Aaron Rodgers shotgunning beers. Just not a good look. Go watch some film." - @ColinCowherd (probably) Legend. x.com/Indians/status…

One simple message for Josh Gordon after being reinstated (again):

Am I the only one that chases their dogs around the house constantly

You ever wonder how many girl’s boomerangs you’ve messed up just by being you at the end of the bar?

LFG #Week1

My dog is the best hype man. Come inside from getting a broken bolt out of my truck? Sprinting and jumping and smiling. Come inside from an all night binge at the bar? Sprinting and doubling himself and tackling me and I’m on the ground drunk and can’t get up.

The most navy thing to happen to me recently in the navy is a chief called dibs on my lunch.

In case you were wondering what I currently go on the water with

Been going to physical therapy for my shoulder surgery rehab since January and ya boi is finally done.

I sat through an hour and a half long maintenance planning meeting today in which all I had to say was “yup” when asked if my one maintenance item was still going to be completed this week. Thanks for your tax dollars today

Another night