Might as well — Hashtag 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓃. 👹 - Intimidating, always on TL, scared to dm or interact. 🤡 - Chaotic, never shut up, a whole circus. 🦋- Soft mutual, baby, friendly, would protect. 💜 - Lowkey got a crush.

Is it his breath or are you just afraid he might bite your head off for insinuating that he has Chlamydia?

No. No no no no no. Klaus, that letter wasn’t meant for you. No!

You know what time it is? Header changing time.

Caroline Forbes [[ Moments later... ]] I think I accidentally ate devilcat.. He was part of the menu, right? That’s how I blow my candles.

Oops, devilcat.. Your birthday turned into your death-day. Um, Happy Death Day?

Caroline Forbes I can make an exception for your little friend today. Don’t make him hope too much next time.

It’s a party full of vampires, a hybrid, some snobby Upper East Siders, more vampires, one arrow shooting dude and a super athletic chick, some Friends from NYC, a princess that /isn’t/ me, her bodyguard, a sleuthing blonde and a whole lot of crazy! It’s not awkward, Stefan.

Caroline Forbes. I am still here, Care.

dUcK u LMFAOOO THE AUDACITY OF THAT BITCH I TOLD YOU THEY RUIN EVERYTHING LOOK IT’S RUINING YOUR SCREEN gET oUt

Out of all the things that are tweetable, why do you tweet me this?

Yes, yes. I’d love you the same and more! [Brushes away the single tear that spills down a cheek.]

Because I can.

Barkfest. I crack myself up. Haaah!

[Words almost huffing out.] One of these days, if I forsake my humanity, how will you toy with my emotions then, Elena Gilbert!?

Wow. I felt that and ouch.

Why did this make me laugh more than the joke itself? I’m glad, both Klaus and Stefan, find my humour likeable.

I’m not going to say anything about the matter— /But/ if you deliberately stole my backstory/solos, I don’t care how you spun it to “make it your own,” I hope it never sits well with you and all of the feedback you get on it makes your skin fucking crawl.

Then why did I laugh so hard?