Few things are more satisfying than putting a cranky baby to sleep

6 months old today before shots

I like how my baby falls asleep on me and not my wife. Makes me feel loved

Having a baby has made me realize that I have been singing nursery rhymes WRONG my whole life.

I hate that my baby is sick and feels bad, but I love how she can keep a smile and make me laugh with her personality. Those are the kinds of people you need in your life. I love my kid, she's the best.

I've become obsessed with Gordon Ramsay I feel like I nees to experience his restaurants cooking

Holy shit 15 months sober. #hallelujah

My nephew had a pen I clicked the top and showed him how to right on himself lmao he having a blast. #imintrouble

My Dr. Martens still arnt here w f2f

I need to find a roommate

Every time I'm in the break room, I imagine myself picking up the coffee table and wwe someone

Dale ⛽ ⛽ ⛽ ⛽

Smoke in my lungs, I'm a chimney Get it in your head like epiphanies So many repent me, part of em resent me They think I'm Lucifer, I think God blessed me I was in hell while you rappers on Jet ski's How in the fuck can yo raps represent me?

If ALCOHOLISM was a sport id be MVP

PSA: YOU FEMALES REALLY AINT SHIT. THST IS ALL.

Worst thing in the world is wasted talent. Don't waste yours

Shut up and listen to a story About how I ran out of my inventory

Remember NOBODY BUILT LIKE YOU, YOU DESIGN YOURSELF

I love Cardi B. She tell it like it is and ain't ashamed of her past. Some of you should learn that the past is over and if you like who you are now..... well your worth was worth it.#fuckhaters #idesignmyself #brickbybrick