Legolas of Mirkwood Bᴀʀᴅ Tʜᴇ Bᴏᴡᴍᴀɴ Wreck your new wife's vagina. I need grand elflings.

Tits are bae

Caius has purdy hair.

Y'all can clearly see the love between us.

SORRY. CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE ECHOS COMING FROM YOUR VAGINA.

THE FUCK YOU WILL HOMIE.

Bringing sass and class to Mirkwood since....before the fuck y'all were born.

Go bang Arwen.

She has nice tits. Rosaria's are better though.

BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DONT SHUSH IT.

The only place you're moving is to my bed. Naked.

IM BOUT TO GO FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ON THIS HOE AND GAG HER.

Leggy is painting and waiting for wife to get her mouthy ass in my bed

I just realized something

If elves love forever, how the fuck am I ever supposed to be king?

Live works better than love

Papa elf is to fabulous to die. He just needs to run off with Bard and leave me the crown.

WIFE. GET NAKED. WE NEED BABIES SO WE CAN BE RULERS

I'm a motherfucking Khalessi, bitch.

DADDEH U SO PURRRTY