Jose Altuve on his success at Yankee Stadium

Astros win

kissing the feet of a king? these people are so unamerican.

naw this was easily the most insane part of that movie

release the yordan alvarez files

oh shit the yankees just invented a new position

Another one 💎

Lego has a higher profit margin that bottled water and compressed air combined

Finally

This game has everything

Astros win

that mf ohtani is a SNAKE

i hope everyone's labubus spontaneously combust today

Is it bad that I put my whole life’s savings into Ohtanicoin?

Americans want so badly to believe that you can eat like a pig and still be healthy if you remove the one secret bad thing like artificial dyes, seed oils, or whatever. No other country would try to "make Steak and Shake healthy again". It's kind of beautiful.

Astros win

Anytime a grown man sends me a link to a TikTok I get so mad I start punching walls

“I want to spend my retired years with people who remember when quarterbacks stayed in the pocket.” 💀 — Hank Hill