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They should make postage stamps with pictures of apples and chicken and stuff on them and make it like a big deal so the headlines will say "New Food Stamps Now Available" so then blacks will show up at the post office to get them and they'll be like "shiieet"

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Cinnabon lady was great, those Somalis threatened to ruin her life and she just laughed thinking "do your worst monkey man, I work at fucking Cinnabon"

Cinnabon lady was great, those Somalis threatened to ruin her life and she just laughed thinking "do your worst monkey man, I work at fucking Cinnabon"
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You guys here about the Jordanian airlines? Ya "Air Jordan", anyway they had to change their name recently cuz blacks kept hijacking the planes to try and steal sneakers

You guys here about the Jordanian airlines? Ya "Air Jordan", anyway they had to change their name recently cuz blacks kept hijacking the planes to try and steal sneakers
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When I become very very old and I'm retired and I live in a mobile home with my Corgi dog and old lady wife I'm going to spend my days scam calling Indians and telling them they're behind on their cowshit payments

When I become very very old and I'm retired and I live in a mobile home with my Corgi dog and old lady wife I'm going to spend my days scam calling Indians and telling them they're behind on their cowshit payments
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The headlines said "Brown Shooting" and I thought it was great news, but it turns out that Brown is the name of a school

The headlines said "Brown Shooting" and I thought it was great news, but it turns out that Brown is the name of a school