They should make postage stamps with pictures of apples and chicken and stuff on them and make it like a big deal so the headlines will say "New Food Stamps Now Available" so then blacks will show up at the post office to get them and they'll be like "shiieet"

Cinnabon lady was great, those Somalis threatened to ruin her life and she just laughed thinking "do your worst monkey man, I work at fucking Cinnabon"

Netanyahu could fund the entire jewish war effort by selling his bath water to Republicans on Ebay

Oh come all ye faithful Cozy and triumphant Oh come ye Oh come ye To New Berlin

Poor kids shouldn't have the same opportunities as White kids

You guys here about the Jordanian airlines? Ya "Air Jordan", anyway they had to change their name recently cuz blacks kept hijacking the planes to try and steal sneakers

Recipe for egg nog You take a egg 🥚 You throw it at a nog 🐒

Grampa was so racist he wouldn't even get a coloured TV

The same people who tell you to "trust the experts" will order wings and ask for the sauce on the side

Libertarian lawyers when the judge asks for the opening STATEment

The philantropist 2 - written by Sleepy

My timeline is absolute shit! Who replaced my Nazi anime girls with the news? Wtf!!

When I become very very old and I'm retired and I live in a mobile home with my Corgi dog and old lady wife I'm going to spend my days scam calling Indians and telling them they're behind on their cowshit payments

The headlines said "Brown Shooting" and I thought it was great news, but it turns out that Brown is the name of a school