so fucking hot out my genderfluid friends are turning into gendergas and evaporating

republicans will be like “gay marriage just doesn’t follow the traditional definition of marriage” and then cheat on their third wife

I am tired of chipotle workers acting like the food is coming out of their paycheck

I will say 2022 was definitely my reality check year . I look at shit so different now

First rule of 2023 is to not dwell on what went wrong in 2022.

two tickets for barbie pls

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

normalize dropping out of college for no other rzn than not wanting to go anymore

first time i watched vampire diaries i thought damon was .

are alix earle and that one girl that redesigned logos in 2020 two different people or the same? i honestly thought the same… but i’m starting to get that they’re not the same. but i’m also not convinced…

my bare knee caps look like 3D sonogram baby faces

my wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours

I'm ITCHING to do something new to my appearance.

the 1st time i ever got the ick was bc he unironically ended his voicemail with “bye-bye”

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

what my back needs

“Don’t overthink it” Me overthinking it: