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You Can Call Me Al

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Unfortunately, I am wrapped up in a game of chess right now with someone who doesn’t know how to be the bitch that they are. 🤣 anymore… I will fucking die before I let this person win. 🤷‍♀️

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Every time I get my shit together something horrible happens. My biggest fear happened to me last week. No one understands how devastating it is to me. And if you have something negative to say, just don’t. But I hit a young deer last week. No damage to the vehicle I was driving

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But I had to sit there and listen to the policeman shoot it. It is messing with my head so much. I’m the biggest animal lover and my heart is broke. It was 11am on a bright sunny day on a pretty open road. I don’t know how I didn’t see it. 🥺

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People crack me the fuck up. Why is this platform even still a thing? I don’t feel comfortable here. Think I’m going to move on. 😘

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Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniel’s got a history. There’s a party downtown near 5th Street. Everybody at the bar gettin’ TIPSY! 😋

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniel’s got a history. 

There’s a party downtown near 5th Street. Everybody at the bar gettin’ TIPSY! 😋
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Recently dropped off Facebook too. I’m too old for this shit. 😝 Usually I have a 1 and 3 year old sleeping over at my house every Friday and Saturday night. After working Monday thru Friday. So, yeah. I’m tired! And my time is limited these days.

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Not even sure what to say to people who expect more of me. I expect more of myself. But who is perfect? And I have never been anything more than REAL with you all. Don’t mistake any misstep I might make as intentional. I work 5 days a week and have a 1 and 3 yo all weekend.

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I am surrounded by unappreciative people. And it hinders me from doing something I know and love. I’ve been doing “porn” for over 15 years. But some people’s addictions make it incapable for them to participate anymore. And it sucks to play second fiddle to that bullshit.

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Raise your hand if you have ever met me or seen me out in public. Sometimes I forget how much I might be recognized. Even if it’s very little. lol but it can get kinda weird 😝 I miss TangoTime days. Those were the days that would be a highlight in my life. Willie Nelson

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And then you look at your husband’s posts and it’s a WTF? moment. 🤣 should be expected considering the people he chooses to be friends with on Facebook 😂 don’t pretend to be sexual, PLEASE! OMG WTF? No wonder I am trying to get into marriage counseling. IDGAF anymore.

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I’m not allowed to express my feelings on FB because his bitch ass friends go to him saying I shouldn’t be saying what I am saying. 🤷‍♀️ maybe take care of your cocaine problem and then come preach to me. Hypocrite.