story of my life

i cry

hot girls wear old spice deodorant

why am i laughing so hard not a mother but shoutout to my door dash driver for the well wishes

Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.

holy frick i’m going to vegas to see Usher Raymond IV in september 🤩

Just how I like it 🥃 Shop Whiskey gear: bit.ly/SHOP-WHISKEY

Snag your pink gear all month at shop.whiskeyriff.com #BreastCancerAwarenessrif

100% just cried when AJ came on stage #CMAawards

I know y’all say George is the king but Alan is mine.

bring back the buffalo mac & cheese or we riot Buffalo Wild Wings

#GoDawgs #CFBPlayoff

never knew how much of a hillbilly i was until i became a flight attendant. I ask if they would like ice & they look at me like i just spoke chinese. “iiiiiice” 🤠

my passenger today!! Chris Lane 🤠

i had the coolest passenger today! Johnny Van Zant of Lynyrd Skynyrd!!! If you know me, you should know this was basically the best day ever for me. FREEBIRD!!!! 🤘🏼🦅 Lynyrd Skynyrd

dying to see Matchbox Twenty but my bank account dies when i even mention it 🥲

URSHER BAYBEE 🛼🎤🪩😎