I know my husband too well.

Me outside of parliament if the waspi women get a pay out

Imagine getting this in secret Santa

Can companies stop emailing and texting me their measly Black Friday offers please, 20% is genuinely disrespectful give us at LEAST 60% off if you’re serious

Normalise scamming the scammers

We use to be a real country

Breaking: employer discovers disability accommodations cost money. Decides Christmas is cancelled.

Better yet, make the state pension means tested

If you don’t have the option to connect to Albania, try the Bahamas instead 👀

Thought this was Joe guicide and gia for a second

One day my kids will post this pic and say the same

Isn’t ARFID just picky eating?

Is this a relative of Jamaican Masterpiece? 🍉 G. Gordon Lady 🍉

Literally me

I can still smell those cherries 🥲

The owner going to pick it up, as we’re still in a cozzy livs and shits expensive

JeSuS wAsNt BrOwN

The most important question that brits need an answer to

Shots fired, the poor girls like

Having kids has messed with my Spotify wrapped, as well as my mental health.