Just realized I've been saying the Loblaws guy's name WALEN GESTON this whole time

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My 6 day old baby got his first email today (dr appointment reminder but it was addressed to him) THEY GROW UP SO FAST

Wasn't prepared for the absolute look of betrayal my 3 wk old baby gives me when he realizes I've popped a pacifier in his mouth instead of milk

The emails I get as a new mom are in their own little world. "HURRY! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF STACKING CUPS"

My beautiful baby slept through the aggressive clanging of the recycling truck this morning only to be woken up by my BOGGLE APP THEME SONG!

I haven't gotten too much baby advice from strangers, but did have a Mormon missionary passing me on the sidewalk tell me I should be the one pushing the stroller-not my husband-as it's the "feminine thing to do." Weird way to get me to join the LDS church but ok I guess I will?

I'm not trying to have it all, I'm just trying to have it some

It has been very exciting making our baby smile. However, it has been very weird that his biggest smiles happen when he looks at our bookshelf.

Woke up to an email I sent myself at 1:51 am while pumping that just said "Start making decisions"

There are a lot of beautiful things about observing your partner becoming a parent but one of my favourites is overhearing my husband make up songs over the baby monitor. Today I heard some kind of nap song to the "no business like show business" song

A story worth reading by Dan Fumano about a proposed 8-child daycare near Douglas Park being rejected by the city due to complaints by neighbours vancouversun.com/opinion/column…

Maybe my fave thing to come out of the Barbie movie is that I did a grocery shop this morning where the store was blasting Aqua's Barbie Girl. 7:30 a.m. Barbie girl grocery shopping is absolutely my new vibe.

The most angry anyone ever got at me in a comment section online was when I casually mentioned I wish airlines didn't allow nuts/peanuts on board. People were SO mad at me. I just wanted people to breathe I didn't know about your desperate need for sky walnuts!!!

Few people know this but 15 minute cities are actually just about making sure everyone has a good spot to cry within a 15 min radius spread the word