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ashleyspanks

@artificialpies

call me Ash 👽 life long spanko (switch but mainly spankee).

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Started a Patreon after years and years of writing for no one else’s eyes but my own… Expect bad attitudes, paddle wielding matriarchs and women who never learn. 🔗 patreon.com/Ashleyspanks?u…

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First chapters up. City girl with attitude, a countryside cottage and a landlady with rules. Strict rules. Lots of rules. “Her House, Her Rules” - chapter one on Patreon patreon.com/posts/chapter-…

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You want spankings? Not women sipping tea. Here you go. “Shush,” she silenced me with another firm smack, her hand sliding around my waist to hold me still. “This is what happens to naughty girls who think my rules are optional.” 👋 🍑 Full chapter on Patreon 😈 🔗

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Robin swears she’s done with Helena’s rules. She’s packing her bags. She’s leaving… right after she stops thinking about that bloody spanking. Chapters 3 & 4 of Her House, Her Rules are live 👀 🔗 patreon.com/Ashleyspanks?u… #wlw #spanking #discipline #slowburn

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As a “spanko,” there’s power in the way we describe our favourite act of discipline. Spanking? Fine. But not my fave. Smacked bottom? Much better. Much more descriptive. But, maybe it’s the Brit in me. What’s yours?

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What’s she done now? 🤔 and which weapon will Helena choose today? “The first thwack landed without further warning, a sharp, warm snap across the seat of my bottom, humiliatingly loud, a resounding thud heavier than her hand.” Chapters 5/6 are live 🔗 patreon.com/Ashleyspanks?u…

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There’s something wicked about getting spanked in pyjamas. Thin flannel, false sense of security… then they’re down and I’m rethinking all my life choices. Bonus points if I’m sent to bed after wards…

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Part of my Halloween shorts! “What The Forest Keeps” A dark, gothic tale of a witch… and the forager who dared to stray too far from the path. Merciless, magnetic, and claimed. Live on Patreon 🖤 🍃 patreon.com/posts/what-for…

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Pyjama spankings clearly went down well… so how about a cheeky bath-time smack? Splashing water (on purpose 😈), caught by the wrist, and a bath brush applied to bare, soapy cheeks.

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“Don’t tell your friends.” “Sweetheart, they’re right at the bottom of the stairs.” A dinner party. A brat. A very patient wife. The Dinner Party, live on Patreon. 💋 lesbian domestic discipline, bratty behaviour and posh chaos. patreon.com/posts/141662120

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The telling-off is the best part. You’re caught, trying to look cute to get away with it, stomach twisting, heat creeping up your neck… you know what’s coming. And you’re half-wishing they’d just get it over with already.

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Sulky girl, sore bottom… Frankie’s pushed it too far. Domestic discipline ✅ Public humiliation ✅ Early bedtime ✅ Frankie’s day is just getting started… Part 2 brings the full retribution patreon.com/posts/141824946

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Part 2 - she had one job… stay in bed. She didn’t. And now, Maddy’s done being patient. Featuring: Bratting ✅ smacked bottoms ✅ posh patience at its limit ✅ patreon.com/posts/141907876

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Still on my list to get in trouble with a friend. Perhaps we’re too loud after lights out, too giggly for our own good. Until it’s knickers down and noses to the wall, waiting our turn across her lap….

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Someone at work used the expression ‘face like a slapped arse’ and like the little spanko that I am, I blushed. Profusely 😩😩

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Sending you to bed with a warm reminder of the day’s transgressions and what happens to those that transgress. Who else needs a reminder?

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In honour of Halloween week: being chased through Camp Sortyouout, scrambling over logs and brambles, moonlight rippling off the lake. Footsteps behind me. Getting closer. Except… It’s not a deranged masked serial killer… It’s a deranged masked serial spanker.