All nighter to write a paper on a book I haven't read #collegeproblems #fml

Life is like an erection long hard and sometimes painful, but always so gratifying and pleasurable. K cool Plato

REPORT: Houston Astros beginning to feel bad for Houston Texans

From H-town to Hunts-Vegas in a day!

Wait guys dont hashtags look like waffles to you. Sonya

For a half Asian I can hold my boos pretty well, when I can't do calculus anymore I know I'm there. Meghan everyone

War damn eagle!!!!!

Oral exam for human situations please God let me pass this!! #stress

First day back in town, and no nice to see you from dad just I need you at work at 7 30!! K love you too dad