What do you do for a living? Short over-simplifications only. I’m dead.

Have spoken to Paizo and can confirm a deity will be presented with a rose in an elaborate ceremony, marking them as safe in the War of the Immortals.

One used to be the loneliest number. But now Gorum and I are best dead buds forever!! #Pathfinder2e #waroftheimmortals

Wait. Hold on. Gorum dies and it rains blood and metal?! Like Godsrain wasn’t figurative?! When I died all Golarion got was confused clerics. And Tar-Baphon. That one got away from me. #pathfinder2e #waroftheimmortals

Happy Mother’sDay, Golarion, from a mother-effing dead god. #pathfinder2e

Hey #pathfinder and #dnd players … what’s the spell from your game you need in your actual life and why is it Grease? #ttrpg

I hope everyone has fun at #paizocon24 this weekend! And special congratulations to the lucky player that will be granted the divine spark to become the new Herald of Aroden, surely to slain immediately afterwards! Paizo

Found this old picture of Arazni and I, back in the day. #pathfinder

Hot Aroden Summer vibes. Keep cool, #pathfinder

So Robert Downey Jr. can come back, but I’m still dead?

Some dead gods and I are hanging at Gen Con tonight…. Craft beer and street dogs at the block party. Some Forgotten Realms deity just threw up and someone said they were calling the cops. An Old World god from #Warhammer let me use his phone to post this…. #DnD #pf2

Sadly due to….ahem….legal restrictions from Paizo I am unable to tell you how I died.

To those of you signed the petition to rebrand the bastard sword as the Aroden sword…. I salute your efforts. #Pathfinder2e

I have good news for the Paizo social media team. I’m quitting Twitter. Bad news for the Paizo social media team. I’m joining Blue Sky. Aroden.bsky.social

Deities of Golarion! Twitter is as dead as I am! See you where the skies are blue. Abadar Asmodeus Calistria Desna Erastil Gorum Cayden Cailean Iomedae, The Inheritor Norgorber Nethys, the All-Seeing Eye (not in a creepy way) Pharasma Rovagug Sarenrae Torag Groetus - Harbinger of Last Days

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Not my house but I know my way around. (actually, I raised the whole darn island, but whatever) #pathfinder

Pharasma has given me the okay. I have been granted a day pass from the afterlife to attend the The Glass Cannon Network show in Toronto this week. She asked that I get her a signed poster though. See you all there!

If you’re at gencon and see someone yelling at Paizo staff and demanding justice for the departed….say hi! I don’t bite!

MISSING! Cool diamond bladed sword. Not ironically called the Azlanti Diamond. Kind of important. If you’ve seen it, drop me a line. #pf2