The Reef, that will do piggy

Bit of #RedDwarf in the morning

Shave half of the hair tonight, saves time in the morning, #bottom. #iamfunny

Hat on it’s way back from Liverpool facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Clare bear bought me a beer,it’s rather nice. I love being called boss man. You are the score. Love this good lady.

Warty towels.

Why doth early morning deal these cards, Like a locust to the early corn. Cracker of prawn with soy, yet this yearning man need less than Adams. Arkwright 1:1. Bugger only 2 hours till work! Inabit lovelies!

Hi ho it is then, as before mentioned, sleep is overrated. Would like to have a small 8 hour a day addictive pleasure to it though.

First hour done, not much energy today, may be a short shift.

Classic with brekkie google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j…

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Sleep please.

Looks like I’m starting earlier than intended then today, still, at least beer o’clock arrives faster, wheeeey!

Chinese food tonight, not burnt, I’m cooking

Afternoon arf, bevvy methinks .

Chilli con carne and chips, nice start to the morning.

That will do for next hour or so, drown out a bit of snoring! imdb.com/title/tt075873…

Ben the infamous cat video. facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Emergency kebab, chippys, orange juice, and guest house Paradiso. Good morning!

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