I loveee when someone starts off a sentence off with “tmi” I be like yesss tell me everything , this is a safe space bae

IDGAF IM GOING TO SEE TRIPPIE REDD IN OCTOBER IDC HOW SOMEONE SMUGGLE ME IN THEIR TRUNK PLEASEEEE

I want to go to the beach so baddd wtfff

A broke bitch is not the same as a broke nigga. She’ll work her lil job, get cute on budget, go out, & even be generous when possible. A broke nigga is a mean angry miserable stank leech.

Fuck Nelson Mandela. The truth is out there

how it feels to be a girl asking ppl to hang out on ur bday

I hate how close people get to you when you’re in line like plss back upppp

why am I on ed TikTok 🧍🏻‍♀️

Zayn I forgive u for leaving 1D on my birthday 💔💔

HE’S behind that masterpiece? oh he needs more flowers

when the stair master almost swallows your foot whole 😍😍😍

on the leg press teasing the weight holes with the stick

I hate the feeling when ur clothes start feeling so tight and itchy and it makes u want to shed out of your skin

I’m gonna go see pierce the veil in November, hmmm maybe life isn’t so bad

I be hitting pr’s when the weights I wanna use arent available 😭

why do guys start lip syncing when they’re tryna look cool in front of u 😭

I literally put my keys in the washer whyyyyyy meeeee

I hate this job sometimes

half a crumble cookie b having me sick to my stomach