I vote for Ashlyn Harris of the Orlando Pride for National Women’s Soccer League Save of the Week! Vote #HarrisSOW

Routines are the roots of my sanity at this point and I think that officially classifies me as an old fart

In case you guys didn’t know... if you are turning onto a main road from a shopping center, smaller road, etc, and someone ON the main road is about to do a u-turn, you need to WAIT YOUR TURN and not cut them off in the middle of their u-turn🙂

Listening to how someone talks to their dog on Snapchat always makes my day

Jimmy Johns is not my restaurant x.com/bagof5kittles/…

I feel like when most people shot gun a beer they chug for two seconds and then just drop the can half full

I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks... 😂😂😂

Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻

“So what is it like to own a Shiba?”

Let’s make this happen

Here's the moment. shaquem griffin gets the call from the Seattle Seahawks and celebrates with his twin brother @ShaquillG. 📞 #NFLDraft (via ESPN) x.com/NFL/status/990…

Ladies imagine this, 15 years later: Your son has been in right field for 40 minutes, the score is 13-1, your husband’s in the car because he’s been ejected from the game, your daughter’s crying uncontrollably bc it’s 98 degrees, and your camera’s memory is full x.com/mallorii_alyse…