Niggas used to go on vacation and come back with white Hennessy like they smuggled some bricks

But now that August is over (who cares about Virgo’s) let’s go straight to Halloween

This man just hung up on me bc I asked if he thinks he’s pursuing me in a way that he’d want someone to pursue his daughters. And that just did something to me… I feel so… powerful. (Bc if the answer was yes, why you mad? 😂)

Mood 😂

Barber only charged me $30 AND shampooed my hair. I will be back papi!

I’ve been trying to figure out if it’s this or there being so many AI/bot accounts that post the same content verbatim

I love it when men are big and strong but really gentle and calm

Yall know how men calling women “Big Money” is a turn off? I was talking to this man about my network… and he said “you cooler than me” And that just feels like the social currency equivalent to Big Money. I don’t like it.

Shoutouts to the people that bring you closer to yourself, closer to home. The ones that recognize your light and help make it brighter.

Guess who remembered to take their iron supplements two days in a row?!

It’s true when they say you haven’t met all the people in your life who will love you yet. Please make space for them.

The President of the United States sat in the Oval Office and said "a lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator" and that is not even a top story.

The dentist is humbling bc you think you’re brushing properly twice a day, hitting each quadrant, flossing, etc and they be like

I wish yall would just pay for it and stop whatever this is

Jay is so funny 😂

God bless the real.

Dani Ellish

I won't let you people gaslight me into thinking intellectual mismatch is not a thing in romantic relationships. It is not even about formal degrees or booksmarts. It shows up in things like curiousity, conversational depth, imagination, openness, and worldviews.

i’ve never been more tired of a show i’ve never seen

Remembering the mute feature in these times >>>>