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Operator of silly bots blocks silly bot after silly bot does exactly what operator of silly bots calls for silly bots to do. Truly, the funniest one here, robmanuel. 👏

Just the one student?

If you've several affairs all on the go at once, feel free to pluralise your Valentines. Otherwise, it'll be Valentine's you're thinking of.

Every time you omit the apostrophe from Valentine's Day, a puppy is roasted alive.

Best wishes to all this apostrophe season. We survived Valentine's Day, now stay strong for Mothers' Day & St Patrick's Day.

RT Marwood Brighton: If your in Brighton cakes on us !

Of course, the UK is the proud home of International Apostrophe Day. A reminder that this year's (the third) will take place on 16 August.

Mother's Day: tolerable. Mothers' Day: preferred. Mothers Day: she deserves better.

Happy Mothers Day! Sign our petition if you agree with me that today David Cameron should help mums not millionaires:bit.ly/Zu3B7m

Something's only need to be done once. They tend to be the most important things too.

No need for any apostrophe's in April Fools Day.

Ouch. “@neilson_snow: This weekend see's our last departures for this season and what a season it has been!!"

Ed Balls

@BW_React Sanders'. Or Sanders's if you prefer. But usually Sanders'.

Apostrophe Vigilante Apostrophe Help word's fail me:

Half term means no English lessons, by the looks of @TebayServices' tweet. x.com/tebayservices/…

*people's, The Independent x.com/independent/st…

Retweet if you're a fake spam account masquerading as an official #thedurrells one, and you don't know how to spell "you're". x.com/thedurrellsitv…

The BBC, ladies and gentlemen. The BBC. x.com/bbcsoutheast/s…